Mom returned to school in January, and the changes are showing up in 17 year old Silvie's satirical series, Dopey Dad. I may have lost the title role, but not the role of the heavy. No use for the heavy to point out that linoleum is a hard substance that is laid on floors, not a liquid. I must say that until I had a teenaged daughter, I had no idea into what depths of uncoolness a human being can sink. But here I am, sunk.